When I started it the first time, it made a backfiring sound and I thought I was under fire, so I hit the deck. Scared the hell out of me.
Tire fell off when taking a turn fast.
Engine fell off when going over speed bump, truck didn't run well after that.
Holds dirt and mud real well.
Handles like a shopping cart after 45 MPH- not good for outrunning the law.
Transmisson problems, sounds like a cat in a blender around red line.
The chicks don't like it, but it worked really well for hauling around 20 of my redneck friends in the back or piles of manure.
A great buy if you're rich or like to waste money.
Perfect for when your wife kicks you out
Cabin is very roomy- I had to live in it after spending all of my money on repairs.
Seats comfortable- I spent a lot of time in them waiting for tow trucks.
Front grille plows through smaller cars very well eliminating the need to use the brakes at stop signs, which is good when they don't work.
I can't stop laughing. I know it's a sad thing you had all those problems, but the way you described them was damn hillarious. My sides hurt I was laughing so hard. I particularly liked The engine fell off, truck didn't run well then, front grille is good for plowing through cars at stop signs when brakes don't work, and handles like a shopping cart. Thank you very much for making me laugh so hard, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. By the way, looking for a truck? Go buy a dodge.
I also found your remarks about the car very amusing indeed. Must have been a very poorly designed vehicle indeed for the engine to fall out over a speed bump! Reminds me a bit of my old Rolls Canardly!!
That was a vary entertaining review! I had a bad experience with a Ford once, but not quite that bad. I must have laughed for a half an hour straight. I hope you find a better truck. Great review!