It only starts when it wants to.
It shakes while you brake.
The passenger door does not open.
The passenger seat belt does not work.
I have to carry a hammer in my car, just in case I have to pop the hood and tap the starter. The car is very selective on when it actually wants to start. I have been stuck at various undesired places because my car will not start.
When the car DOES start, it runs generally OK.
It has a problem with getting in and out of parallel parking spaces. I have to put some serious muscle into the steering wheel to direct the car.
It is fine however, on the highway.
The car has many cosmetic problems.
The passenger door does not open.
The heat or defrost does not work.
It does not have a passenger side-view mirror.
The windshield wipers do not move quickly.
Well good lord, you sure did complain a lot even though you said it only cost you $80. If you can get a car that runs, period, for that little amount of money, then you are doing alright.