A very bad rasping noise from the bottom of the car when cold. This is standard on all Passat's according to the dealer. I don't think I've ever owned a car as bad.
The inside is black and would not look out of place in a horror film.
You don't really sound like you have a lot to grumble about!
If you paid a bit of extra money to VW, I'm sure they could fix you up a yellow and pink striped interior...