Nothing.
I love my Bentley, mind you, for $180,000 I should. The accelaration in this car is mind blowing, even without the "T" label, 600lbft of torque is enough to light up the rear wheels. At close to 5000lb in weight the Continental is nothing short of an animal. I am 6'6" and it is a little short on headroom, although with the seat pitched back a bit, I am pushed back nicely by the 400bhp. Instructions... Crank up the motor. 2) Find some bloke with a good looking chick with him in a 911 Carrera you wish to smoke. 3) Wait for the light to turn green, 4) hit the gas 5) HOLD ON!
Are you sure you really own a Bentley? I would have thought you would have been turfed out of the showroom when you turned up in a Saxo wearing a baseball cap after just smokin' some cossies.
Surely you`re not the same "6 foot 6 inch" prankster who also wrote the 1988 Continental "review"? Yes you are. Straight to the naughty room with you!