Nothing mechanical has ever gone wrong with the car.
Exterior has rusted through on three out of four doors due to leaky window seals.
Dash lights has completely gone out.
The car has absolutely no power at all. Going up hills on the highway you have to downshift and floor it. At night I have no interior lights, I bought a tachometer and put it on the dash and go off the engine revs.
I bought the car for $20 off my sister a few years ago and all I have had to do is put tires and a battery in it. The car sat for several years and has always ran great. The car has been in the family since around 60,000 miles and the only other thing done to it was a clutch.
Sounds delightful. (pun intended)
HAhahahaha nice pun. That's awesome.