BMW M Coupe Reviews

1999 BMW M Coupe 3.2 from UK and Ireland

Year of manufacture1999
First year of ownership2009
Most recent year of ownership2010
Engine and transmission 3.2 Manual
Performance marks 9 / 10
Reliability marks 9 / 10
Comfort marks 8 / 10
Running Costs (higher is cheaper) 6 / 10
Overall marks (average of all marks)
8.0 / 10
Distance when acquired80000 miles
Most recent distance85000 miles
Previous carVolkswagen Corrado

Summary:

Fast and oddly practical, head turning BMW

Faults:

Clutch slave cylinder failed.

Slow driver's side electric window.

General Comments:

This car is not what you expect when you look at it. It looks unusual next to a standard hatchback or saloon; it's short and narrow with wide wheels and a long bonnet. People stop and ask what it is, people who know what it is tell you how much they want one. It looks sporty and aggressive, and you'd imagine it's a handful to drive, but that's not really the truth.

The factory suspension is quite soft, the ride is really comfortable, long journeys are easy except for the tiny fuel tank, and the cabin is quiet.

The steering wheel has too many turns lock to lock for my liking, but combined with the soft suspension, means that for you to lose the back end of this car in the dry, you probably weren't driving sensibly. You have to be aggressive and blunt in your steering and pedal actions to provoke a reaction from the back wheels, and despite the short wheel base, when it goes, you sit so far back that you can feel it happening and catch it.

In the wet or snow (I've driven it in snow, and it's not something I'd recommend) you need to be respectful to the limited grip available. My 1999 S50 M Coupe has no traction control, and you only notice this in the wet; if you don't drive smoothly, especially while cornering hard, the back will slide. In icy conditions, you will need good throttle control to keep it in a straight line, and in snow, you're better off walking.

The interior is near perfect. The steering wheel doesn't adjust, but the seats have a decent range of positions, and are electric and leather.

The interior feels well put together; it's comfortable, and looks sporty with an element of luxury. Mine is the all black interior.

The factory stereo sounds worse than it should; upgrade it with a decent aftermarket unit, and even if you leave the speakers, it will sound better, or at least it did for me.

Some complain about the rear view mirror, but I'm 5'8" and it's perfect for me when I drive. The rear window heater switch is impossible to reach safely while driving, as it's hidden by the gear stick.

Some of the metal centre console covering reflects the sun into your eyes if the sun is behind you, and I defy anyone to locate the rear fog light switch while driving, even if you know where it is.

The boot is the real surprise; you can get the weekly shopping in the back, and considering this is a two seater car, it's really quite practical.

Performance from the 321 bhp engine is more than enough for the road. The acceleration is savage from a standing start, and 3rd gear is amazing. The car is fast, standard brakes are OK. Handling wise the car has more roll than you'd expect, but this is what makes it comfortable. The engine note is restrained below 5000 revs; after that the noise is addictive.

It's a BMW, so parts are easy to get, but not very cheap. Insurance is expensive; it's a group 20 car, and the mpg isn't impressive if you drive it quickly, but that's no surprise, and the fuel tank is small, so you will be filling up often.

Would you buy another car from this manufacturer? Yes

Review Date: 19th June, 2010

1998 BMW M Coupe 3.2 Straight Six from Australia and New Zealand

Model year1999
Year of manufacture1998
First year of ownership1999
Most recent year of ownership2005
Engine and transmission 3.2 Straight Six Manual
Performance marks 9 / 10
Reliability marks 7 / 10
Comfort marks 7 / 10
Dealer Service marks 9 / 10
Running Costs (higher is cheaper) 6 / 10
Overall marks (average of all marks)
7.6 / 10
Distance when acquired0 kilometres
Most recent distance55000 kilometres
Previous carBMW 5 Series

Summary:

A Unique, Scarce, Fast Munster Mobile

Faults:

The Vanos Unit went at 20,000km. This was covered by the BMW warranty, even though I was 3x months out of warranty.

I have replaced the throttle cable at 50,000km

The rear wiper wiring was faulty at 50,000km.

General Comments:

My nephew is correct. This car is a rocket disguised as a sports car. It is seriously fast on the race track, competitive at club racing, but a menace on the road if you have lead feet and Police nearby.

The rear bulging guards, generous rear tyres, and hatchback styling are TVResque while the stretched bonnet is classic. It is a "Munster mobile". In black it attracts a lot of attention, especially from testosterone fuelled lads.

Getting into a low sports car is not good for middle-aged backs and knee joints (torn cartilage) but once in it is snug, with all controls close at hand.

After 55,000kms and 6 years, it remains the "black beast" in my garage, with the younger Ducati ST4S, and the infant racing bike. Every Garage needs one.

Would you buy another car from this manufacturer? Yes

Review Date: 17th December, 2005

Average review marks: 7.9 / 10, based on 10 reviews